I’m Sorry (that I was such a fool)!

My dear MallVomit readers, I’m sorry. This is my official public apology for abandoning you for the past two months. If it weren’t for my inability to join the modern world and finally buy a smart phone, I would have been here with you the whole time. Or rather, you would have been with me, travelling across this beautiful continent I’ve found myself on (Europe for those of you just joining us now). Perhaps you will find some forgiveness for me knowing that you were on my mind. You were, I swear! And if you’ll accept my apology and choose to continue with me on this journey to retail enlightenment, you will see what I dug up for you while I was away…